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A bunch of better idiots! ->
These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a "better idiot" can be invented. "Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?" "Do you hav... [ca³y ->]
Good Girls - Bad Girls ->
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don't wear any... [ca³y ->]
How many seconds are in a year? ->
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...... [ca³y ->]
your momma ->
Your momma's so bald headed, she curls her hair with rice.... [ca³y ->]
Pool table ->
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.... [ca³y ->]
Two Statues ->
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm go... [ca³y ->]
Girls Night Out ->
So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be out... [ca³y ->]
Naughty Night Before Christmas ->
The Naughty Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momm... [ca³y ->]
Wishing ->
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits." The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them. The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that d... [ca³y ->]
Knee Pains ->
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your... [ca³y ->]
Your Momma's so stupid... ->
Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!... [ca³y ->]
Call A Smart Blonde ->
Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever!... [ca³y ->]
He's Shaky ->
One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!" The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the... [ca³y ->]
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex ->
Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex? Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!... [ca³y ->]
What do you call a gay dinosaur? ->
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasorass.... [ca³y ->]